MY AMBITION

AS SOME OF YOU MIGHT KNOW , MY JOB IS TO WORK IN A POSTROOM AND ITS A
G G G G GASSS!!!!!!!!!!MOST OF THE TIME TOTAL NO BRAINER CHIMPS WORK
HOWEVER SOMETIMES GIVEN THE CLIENTELE IT CAN SUCK BOERIE (DICK) .
THIS ONE RECENT (AN HOUR AGO) MOMENT .


SO APART FROM BEING AN APE IN A SUIT AND DELIVERING MAIL AROUND MY FLOOR ," YES THATS RIGHT MY MOTHERFUCKING FLOOR ", LIKE DRUG CARTELS EVERYONES GOT THEIR FLOOR,I ALSO SOMETIMES HAVE TO DO "DESKDROPS" WHICH INVOLVES GOING TO EACH DESK ON "MY MOTHERFUCKING FLOOR" AND DROPPING OFF SOME HIGHLY IMPORTANT NOTIFICATION USUALLY THE LOCAL WORK MAGAZINE OR SOME CRAP ABOUT REMINDING STAFF TO TURN OFF THERE COMPUTERS .

ON THIS LOVELY SUNNY DAY , THE KIND OF DAY WHERE ITS BEAUTIFUL OUTSIDE BUT YOUR INSIDE GETTING STRANGLED BY YOUR TIE,I HAD TO HAND OUT A NOTIFICATION TELLING PEOPLE ON "MY MOTHERFUCKING FLOOR" THAT THERE PAY SLIPS WERE GONNA BE PAPERLESS IE: ON THE INTERNET VIA E-MAIL OR SOMETHING I DONT FUCKING KNOW.

NOW BEAR IN MIND SAID NOTIFICATION DEALS WITH PEOPLES MONEY SO EVEN THE COOLEST PERSON CAN GET THERE COMPUTER FINGERS IN A TWIST SO AS IM WALKING AROUND TO EACH DESK THIS IS SOME OF THE SHIT WHICH TRANSPIRED.

"I DONT KNOW WHY YOU BOTHERING I HAVE NOT RECIEVED MY PAYSLIP "

THANKS FOR THAT LITTLE NUGGET OF INFO COCKFACE , DO I HAVE A GREEN CAP LIKE THOSE BANKERS IN WESTERNS, AM I CARRYING A CALCULATOR IF THE ANSWER IS NO THAT WILL TELL YOU I DONT KNOW SHIT ABOUT YOUR WAGE ,IN CONCLUSION I IGNORED THE KUNT.

NEXT WANKER ,NOW THIS DUDE IS A PIECE OF WORK HE SOME WANK ANALYST OR SOMETHING AND EVERYTIME I GO ROUND HE HAS ALL HIS MINIONS GUFFAWING AT HIS OBSERVATIONS AND WIT ,AT LEAST OUNCE A WEEK I SEE THEM TUTTING AND EXCLAIMING OUTRAGE AT CERTAIN POLICIES OR SOMETHING WHILE THIS PRICK IN DESIGNER RED SHADES HOLDS SWAY ...ANYWAY WITHOUT FURTHER ADO.

RED DESIGNER SHADES ANALYST KUNTFACE SAYS

"THEY GIVIN US A PIECE OF PAPER TO LET US KNOW NO MORE PAPER PAYSLIPS,IS THAT RIGHT"

CHECK OUT THE BIG BRAIN ON BRETT, FUCK ME I WOULD HAVE SHITTED MYSELF WITH LAUGHTER IF I HADNT ALREADY HAD MY MORNING BOWEL MOVEMENT ,IN CONCLUSION HE GOT IGNORED .

AND SO IT CARRIED WITH PEOPLE SAYING I HAVE NOT GOT MY SLIP AND ALL TYPES OF CRAP THAT I IGNORED OUTRIGHT ,BUT THE FINAL BLOW IN TERMS OF CORPORATE KUNTS AND WHERE YOU REALLY FELT LIKE YOU WERE A CHIMP IN OFFICE ATTTIRE WAS WHEN I APPROACHED A SECTION GETTING READY FOR SOME STUPID ANNOUCMENT ,YOU KNOW WHEN THEY HUDDLE AROUND A DESK OR SOMETHING SO SOMEONE CAN SAY

"WELLDONE TO BILL FOR WINNING THE POLO TOURNAMENT"
"WE ARE MISSING BLUE TEASPOON"

SO AS I APPROACH TO HAND OUT THESE NOTICES I THINK THE MAIN CHEESE WAS GONNA START SPOUTING FORTH CRAP BUT HAD TO WAIT A FEW SECONDS WHILE I HANDED THESE THINGS OUT.......

WHICH THEN LED TO ABOUT 20 OF THESE KUNTS LAUGHING AT MY WHILE I HANDED THESE THINGS OUT ,ITS LIKE LAUGHIN AT THE CLEANER IN THE UNDERGROUND AS SHE MOBS UP SOMEONES PUKE ....

GAWD THAT SUCKED FELT LIKE SUCH A KNOB

ANYWAY IVE RUN OUT WITTY RANTAGE AND HAVE EXCORCISED MY DEMONS