THIS LAST SATURDAY I HAD THE UTMOST PLEASURE IN ATTENDING ANOTHER MANORHOUSEWAREHOUSEPARTY (MHWHP).
MY INTENTIONS FOR GOING INCLUDED:
- ITS IN MY AREA INNIT
- TEEN SHEIKHS
- FAIR OHS
- TREND SPOTTING
SO AFTER A BIFTA AND A KRONENBERG, I MET UP WITH JAZZ JUNE AND WE HEADED DOWN TO AN ABANDONED ROAD IN THE MIDDLE OF MANOR HOUSE IE: WHERE THE LAST PARTY WAS ..... HOWEVER THERE WAS NO BOAT SHOES OR NEON TO BE FOUND WHICH LEFT US IN A PREDICAMENT I MEAN THIS IS NOT THE TYPE OF AREA TO HANG OUT IN WITH YOUR BEERS. LUCKILY THE CAVALRY ARRIVED WHICH ON THIS NIGHT TOOK THE GUISE OF ILL FITTING TROUSERS, 80'S SLOGANED RIPPED SHIRTS, PROCLAIMERS HAIRCUT(THANKS NAT), SPEX AND BOAT SHOES.
SO WE FOLLOWED THE BOAT SHOES NAVIGATED THROUGH THE NEON AND ARRIVED AT OUR DESTINATION - AN ALLEYWAY WITH A DOORWAY LEADING TO THE PARTAYYY!!!!!!
BEFORE I GO INTO WHO PLAYED AND IF IT SUCKED ECT I NEED TO PUT ON MY IAN MACKAYE HAT AND MOAN ABOUT SOMETHINGS I NOTICED.
FIRST OF ALL I KNOW IT'S SOMEONE'S HOUSE/WAREHOUSE PARTY/GIG/DIY THING BUT MONEY STILL NEEDS TO BE MADE AND PEOPLES PROPERTY RESPECTED.
WHOEVER PUT ON THIS EVENT NEED TO HAVE, THE RISK THEY HAVE TAKEN PUTTING THIS ON AT THERE PROPERTY, RESPECTED. THIS MEANS YOU DON'T GO CLIMBING THE ROOF AND HASSLING THE NEIGHBOURS JUST CAUSE YOUR SOOOOOOOOOOOO WASTED !!! BORING YOU FUCKER .
ALSO DON'T TRY HAGGLE WITH THE PERSON WHO HAS TO COLLECT MONEY OFF YOU TO GAIN ENTRY. THIS IS NOT SOMEONE TRYING TO MAKE SOME CASH ON THE SIDE OF THERE DAY JOB THIS IS SOMEONE TRYING TO
- PAY OUT OF TOWN BANDS THEIR PETROL
- GIVIN PEOPLE A FEW BOB WHO HELPED OUT AT THE BAR OR DOING THE DOOR
- CLEANING THE HOUSE/NEIGHBOURHOOD BE IT TOILET HIRE OR CLEANING A TOILET AFTER BEING USED HUNDREDS OF TIMES
LET'S DO THE MATHS HERE £4 TO GET IN
THAT COVERED 4 OR 5 BANDS (I CAN'T REMEMBER )
PLUS YOU COULD BRING YOUR OWN BOOZE OR BUY SOME FOR £2
SO THAT MEANS EVEN IF YOUR SKINT A TENNER WILL GET YOU 4/5 GREAT BANDS AND LEAVE £6 CHANGE TO GET EITHER 3 CANS FROM THE BAR OR 5 BEERS FROM THE OFF LICENCE .
IF YOU CAN'T AFFORD THAT TAKE ALL YOUR HAGGLING SKILLS YOU BROUGHT TO THE VENUE AND KEEP THEM AT HOME ALONG WITH YOUR TIGHT KUNT.
BANDS REVIEW :
TEEN SHEIKHS:
BEEN BIGGED UP ON HERE ALREADY AND THEY DIDN'T DISSAPOINT. THE NEW MATERIAL SOUNDS GOOD AND BESIDES "NA NANANANA WEEKEND", THERE WAS ANOTHER ONE I COULD HUM TOO, I'LL REMEMBER IT WHEN I HEAR IT, I THINK IT'S CALLED 'DOUBLE DENIM' AND THE LAST SONG THEY PLAYED ROLLED LIKE A MOTHERFUCKER MY IMMEDIATE COMPARISION WAS FLESHTONES 'HEX BREAKER'.
MAZES:
WOW, I ATE MY HAT AFTER BERATING THEM AT THE RAD FEST CAUSE I WAS EITHER TOO DRUNK OR CAUSE I'VE ONLY JUST GOT INTO PAVEMENT-ESQUE STUFF. I DON'T KNOW IF THEY BEEN BORED TO TEARS BY THE PAVEMENT COMPARISION BUT IT'S A GOOD ONE RUN WITH IT LADS, BESIDES THAT THERE'S NO GREATER MOMENT WHEN A BAND TURNS YOU. I WENT FROM CYNICALLY SCOWLING AT THEM TO FOOT TAPPING TO SHOULDER SWIVELLING. REAL AWESOME CATCHY STUFF PLUS I NOTICED THE DRUMMER WHO HAS GOT THE MOTHERFUCKING BEAT, DAMN MORE CHOPS THAN A MOSS SIDE BBQ.
*I THINK I MISSED A BAND SOMEWHERE HERE SORRY I WAS OUTSIDE DOING SOME TREND SPOTTING I NOTICED AN ABUNDANCE OF LATE 80's/EARLY 90's SHIRTS, BEARDS AND SUPRISING LACK OF NEON*
THEE FAIR OHS :
RULED, GREAT STOP SHART SHEET BACKED BY A DRUM THUMPING MOTHERFUCKER 'OH CHRISTMAS TREE' BRINGS YOU DOWN LIKE A SPLIFF WHILST A TRACK LIKE 'HOSPITALS' GETS YOU THRASHING LIKE AN 18 YEAR OLD IN IBIZA .
HARDCORE VIA KENYA!
LAST BAND THAT PLAYED WAS MALE BONDING BUT ITS NOT MY CUP OF TEA SO I LEFT BEFORE MY MILK SOURED.
BIG THANKS TO THE ORGANIZERS WHOEVER YOU MAY BE I PAID MY MONEY AND IT WENT A LONG WAY .
THANK YOU
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